Such Pretty Faces

For this week’s blog, I pitched the idea of doing an interview to none other than the creator of this fantabulous site, my boss but more importantly one of my dearest friends, Rebecca. Not just a pretty face, she has an unmatched wit, a wealth of random but interesting factoids stored in her brain, and a tenacity in creating sheet pan dinners.

Without further ado, here are 16 answers from Rebecca to questions you never knew you needed her to answer:

1. Someone gives you an elephant. You can’t sell it or give it away. What do you do with the elephant? WHAT A DREAM COME TRUE. Love it and feed it elephant treats? I would also buy it a friend because I think elephants are social creatures. Then I’d need a bigger back yard. This seems like a costly endeavor.
2. Why are manholes round? Because, in the world of manholes, it is not actually hip to be square?
3. Are you a gatherer or a hunter? Gatherer, hands down. I can’t even take a fish off of a hook.
4. What would you do if you found a penguin in the freezer? yell for my middle son to come and explain himself
5. Would you rather fight 100 duck-sized horses or one horse-sized duck? I’m a lover, not a fighter, so I would rather neither.
6. What would you do if you were the only survivor in a plane crash? Honestly, I would nurture some serious survivors guilt. Hopefully, I would do something good with it.
7. If you could choose one song to play every time you walked into a room for the rest of your life, what song would you choose and why? Dancing Queen, by ABBA. I am neither a dancer, a queen, young, sweet, or 17 but who doesn’t like ABBA?
8. If you could get rid of one state, what state would it be and why? AW JEEZ. I would switch Florida for Italy. Why? Pasta and Gelato.
9. What is the funniest thing that happened to you recently? My prankster big boy left fake cockroaches on my computer, which is all in good fun because now I have the cockroaches.
10. How many windows are in New York? I haven’t considered that until this moment, and I can’t commit my brain power to such a thing. I bet you there are at minimum 1000 window washers.
11. What do you think about when you are alone in a car? I listen to audiobooks. As such, I think about the plot line.
12. Would you relive your days in high school if you could? Not a chance in hell.
13. How would you sell hot chocolate in Florida in the summer? Buy a margarita machine and freeze it. LOOPHOLE.
14. If you had a time machine, would you travel to the future or back to the past? To the past, 1000%. I would go see people who have died, I would go hug myself and tell me it would be ok. I would go hold my babies as newborns again…..
15. What kid’s movie is scary to you? Finding Nemo and every single other Disney movie that offs the parent figures in the first 15 minutes.
16. What part of the human face is your favorite? Eyeballs. Definitely eyeballs.